Humility

Boy, did I learn humility today…My day started out fine, I even got to BART with a few minutes to spare.  I stood there and felt a little paranoid as if I peed myself, but I knew I didn’t.  I continued to ignore it, then I felt something warm trickling down my thigh.  It was “Aunt Flo,” she, came, out.  I felt my body temperature rise making my face flushed.  Zoooooooommmmmm----I ran out of BART—holding my arse, literally.  LOL!!!!  I learned something else today besides humility; I learned that when blood seeps thru clothing, it stays red even when you’re wearing dark brown pants!!!!  Sure as hell, I look down and my dark brown pants turned bright red, in the inside pant leg.  Boy what a spectacle--for me that is!  LMAO—it was a scene out of a comedy and I swear I heard a musical score playin’ in the background as well!  Can you picture me running across from BART to my car in less than 5 minutes flat?!  Mind you, I parked 2 blocks from BART so I can get my exercise in!  I was running, then walking, then running again…Meanwhile, the blood continued to trickle down my leg.  Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!  LMAO!!!!!! 

I got home in time before my pants were completed saturated with blood.  Thank God, most of the tenants, if not all, were already at work or asleep—they didn’t catch me in action.  Phewwww for that!!!  You know, I could even picture God staring down at me, shakin’ his head.  Man.  :o|

So what’s the moral of the story?!  Don’t ignore your body.  Take care of it, so that it takes care of you.  We’re all perfect in our imperfections, so relax and laugh at yourself, I suggest you do so—IT’S FUN!!!!!  I hope you all had a good laugh at my expense.  Tee hee.  Till next week, I bid you all Love, Light & Compassion.. 

Maria